HOME TO ROOST

THE 28% SOLUTION?................ W has sunk to a new low. 28% of the people surveyed thinks he sucks at his job. And the smart money says he's taking the whole Republican ship of fools with him. Just as well. When, during a national debate of presidential candidates, any hands, whatsoever, are raised in answer to the question "who doesn't believe in evolution?" then that is a heard that needs thinning. It's an interesting note that the candidates mention a dead president, Ronald Reagan, 20 times and the current one once. Rove/Bush has delivered to the American people a model of inefficiency. The have said the right things, made the right promises to the right people, used catch phrases, and buzzwords and coordinated attacks on rivals better than anyone maybe ever has. What they lack is substance. Maybe they bought into their own hype. They often cop to being stupid rather than duplicitous. "I don't recall." The e-mails were deleted by accident. We had bad intelligence. The list is long and varied. But what is clear is that at the very least they were unable and possible unwilling to fulfill any of the promises. I am not surprised. The arrogance and greed that has permeated this administration from bottom to top can only leave ignorance as an explanation of the utter disastrous failure. On September 12, 2001 the world had come together maybe like never before. There was an opportunity presented there and then for deep, lasting, sweeping change. That opportunity was and continues to be squandered.

DC MADAM.............. thank Christ that the other stiletto has dropped. Or has it. ABC News revealed no new names from the little black phone record of Deborah Jeane Palfrey. Now maybe this can move on in a little less circus-like atmosphere and we can get to real reason why a federal prosecution is bring brought against this woman. Of course we can't forget that Ms. Palfrey can, and intends to, call some of the clients as witnesses. And it will be interesting to see if they get any immunity. To some relief I find that the fact that most of the conservative pundits who care to intone about this say that it matters little who, what, where and why people employ an escort service. Although their knee-jerk response to even the potential of names on the record might be seen as conservative and hence more than likely hypocritical is interesting. Conservatives have such a way of denying even the most basic inclinations of the human condition (with the exception of killing and lying). So now the loudest gas bags are left out there, having preemptively bemoaned the fact that ABC was going to selectively release just conservative names, with really nothing to speak to except that, you know, really, what a person does in his/her private life should pretty much stay private.

DEAR MY BFF EVER...... got to get a clue sweetie. Let's make a list. The short one. Karmic matters being left for another time.

• you get pinched and blow an 0.08. Like it or nor not, fair or not, you are in violation of the law.


• you sign and initial a document that states you understand that your driving license is suspended


• you are ordered to attend alcohol education classes or course or whatever


• you don't


• you get pinched again driving ummm with signed and initialed document in the car


• you say you don't know that your license is suspended. Designer pants on fire!!!!!!


• you show up late for court


• you get 45 days. you could have gotten 90 days

Paris you are, like what?, 26 years old. All growed up. Don't sit there with some kind of surprised look on your face. Don't look to mommy. Really, like, she hasn't been much help to you anyhow, sweetie. You fucked up. Lots of people do. Cop to it, Do your jolt. This is pretty cut and dried. The whole thing will be long forgotten even before you are (except the way cool sex tape, hint, hint, wink, wink(that's from my gross idea boyfriend)). And I know, like, you really don't care but there are people, yeah sure, poor black people, but still..... that really haven't done anything wrong and have been sent to jail for, like, 25 years. Do you know, like, how old and geezed out and gross you would be in 25 years? Yuck. Like you know, wow, like maybe, you'll never know.

TOPPING ON TOP................... A banana split by any other name, eh?
Just the yummy stuff.

YOU, SIR, ARE A CAD.................... It's good to see that at least the notion of well mannered murder is still in vogue in thet last bastion of, well, manners. A law speaking to duels.