Oooops!!!!!

--- Having it both ways can be fun in bed but when the government tries to bend the public over without even a kiss to cover up the misdeeds of a few in power...... well, that cat don't nap.

--- Right Idea, wrong execution. What insight do the tapes have to offer. The truth mayhap?

--- Oooops. The alien craft appeared one ordinary day. Huge beyond words they blotted out the sky and cast a shadow that was death. They spued water. Water of all things, water. Hot, scorching and heavy. We were doomed without hope. Our Bad.