Wetness Gone Wild

Okee dokee. Now that’s the way to kick off the summer. The quaint seaside island village I have found to live has developed a unique, in my experience, party parade to start the summer season of fun in the sun. It’s called The Beach Bum parade. And like all great party parades it’s a parade in name only. It’s an all out, full contact water fight. It started more than a few years ago and it’s origins are the stuff of legend. It’s present day incarnation creates them. People just go crazy with this. Most have a blast laughing and running about. Sometimes, as you might expect, the people that don’t know what going on get quite a surprise when the round the corner and drive into an unexpected deluge.

Such a Busy Beaver

So what the bloody hell have I been up to?!? I have had one busy beaver that’s what I’ve been up to. Well, for one thing, I am now one of the fabulously fully indoctrinated, official, full fledgedCamWhores. Ta-ta-da-daaaaaaaaaaaaa. So all tolled with the combination photo shoots forSouthern Charms, my cam shows and the phone chats at Nite Flirt and iFriends I should say I have been bending over front-wards to keep my end up.

Not that I am complaining mind you. None of it. I love it. I know, I know everyone says that. And far be it from me to cast disparagements towards anyone, seriously, It’s gonna be a long hot summer. I get to wear satin and silk and little wisps of clothing that flutter and billow in the hot summer breezes. I pull on teeny tiny barely there bathing suits that are the required attire of the beach and hit the beach as much as possible. You know work on the tan lines. The early heat in the South brings out the sexy in just about everyone. I love all those slick shiny next to nude bodies laying about or slinking and strutting down the beach. Young and old and all in between. They can look like big cats on the plains of Africa. All sinewy and taut with the healthy form of successful predators. Tanned. Oh my, hot, hot. All that affects me in the most stimulating ways.