Nothing brings new meaning to full contact stripping like an errant boot to the face. I've known more than a few who would gladly pay to have a well used boot smack them in the face. They would have to beg me and not be innocently standing by. While not as nearly absurd as the missing pants lawsuit and given that strip clubs are not really a "you-buy-your-tickets-you-take your-chances" kind of places one doesn't expect to get clipped in the face either. At least not with a flying boot. So let's all hope that there can be an equitable settlement so we don't wind up having to sign liability release forms every time want see the lovely ladies of dance.
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